Potted Perfection : Growing Your Own Avocado Tree
If you don’t live on a super cute hobby farm, but are stuck in the city, living a slightly less than perfect life due to a lack of artisan country air and well water there several things you can do to...
View ArticleThe Smug Life: Not Watching Television
When you are busy achieving a picture perfect life, you have no time for the plebeian distractions afforded by television. The added benefit to this is of course, is the opportunities that arise in...
View ArticleIt’s Not a Lie if You Believe it : Amber Teething Necklaces
Every baby is going to go through teething. That miserable, extended period of time when they drool and whine and get diaper rash and generally just exist in a little puddle of slobber soaked...
View ArticleDo You Even Lift? : Body Pump
Everyone knows that the only real reason to do anything is not because it makes you feel better or is good for you. It’s to humble-brag about it on your Facebook page once you’ve finished it doing it...
View ArticlePope Couture : Dressing For Francis I
Just in time for Easter, a bunch of old men in high positions in the Catholic Church have gone and elected another old man in a high position in the Catholic Church to lead them. Pope Francis, first of...
View ArticleIt’s : Saint Patrick’s Day
Let’s put aside that it’s just a little insulting to celebrate Irish culture by getting so stupidly drunk that you do ridiculous things and potentially endanger yourself and get stupidly drunk and...
View ArticleThe Magic Bullet of Health : Chia Seeds
Once, as a child, I ate the chia seeds that came with my Christmas Chia Pet instead of smearing them on the clay pot and waiting for the miracle of plant growth. Little did I know that I was really an...
View ArticleLeave Room for your Mug Cake : Decorating Your Coffee Table
Over thinking things is common in the pursuit of a perfect life, in no other place in your home is this more important than your coffee table. If there was ever a piece of furniture that requires a lot...
View ArticleLaziness Becomes Her : The Topknot
There is a theory in life, that if you do anything with enough arrogance and confidence that it is no longer strange or unfashionable – people will instead think that you are stylish and unique and...
View ArticleFalse Claims and Multi Level Marketing = Health : Acai Berries
When “studies” show that the lifespan of fruit-flies can be lengthened by ingestion of a certain fruit, it’s time to call that fruit a superfood and make some money off it! Even better when...
View ArticleKindness is for Losers : Easter
Everyone who knows anything knows that the holidays are a perfect time to act like an ungrateful know-it-all. I am sure you all were expecting a pre-Easter post about how to do some charming craft that...
View ArticleIt’s not Snake Oil, it’s Medicine : Toxins
At any given time there are literally thousands of mysterious elements out to get you, those elements are known as “toxins” and they are killing you dead right now. Of the many and varied alternative...
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